My partner is in the parking lot
with a police radio.
If you hit the alarm, he will know
and start shooting.
I am armed as well.
You have 30 seconds
to give me $100,000 in $100 bills.
You can call the cops
five minutes after I leave.
If you call before then
my partner will know
and start shooting.
Give me this note back.
Your time starts now.

male, 29, U.S. Bank (inside Albertson’s), Marysville WA, 5:30p
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** arrested 2 weeks later; ID’d by thumbprint off of note

= a successful robbery
= an unsuccessful robbery



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