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Robbing a bank is as simple as putting pen to paper. Here are actual demand notes used in successful and unsuccessful unarmed bank robberies - - accompanied by a photo of each robber and appended with details about the robbery itself.

= a successful robbery

= an unsuccessful robbery


Compiled by Ken Habarta

The Book

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29 October 09

This is a bank robbery,
place 1 100.00 bill
on the counter
or I will shoot you.

male, 41, First National Bank Alaska, Anchorage AK 12:01p

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19 October 09

This is a robbery
count out $5,000 
no games.

male, 30, Citizens Bank, Bensalem PA $4000

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18 October 09

This is a robbery,
Don’t make it a murder,
Handgun,
No Dye Packs, No Marked Money,
Do this in 30 seconds.

male, 28, Key Bank, Vancouver WA, 11:15a, $1785

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15 October 09

You have 40 seconds
to put all your money in the box,
do not make any sudden moves.

female, 19, Wachovia Bank, Vienna VA, “the Cell Phone Bandit”

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10 October 09

This is a robbery
give me all your money
top and bottom drawers.
I have a gun.

male, ??, First Security Bank, Magna UT, 10:53a

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9 October 09

This is a robbery -
start with the big bills.

male, mid 20s, Bank of California, Union CA, 1:27p “the Soda Jerk Bandit”

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5 October 09

Need $300 or I’ll kill you.
I’m serious.

female, 30, Wells Fargo, Hillsborough OR

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4 October 09

Don’t make this a dangerous situation,
give me your money now.

male, ??, Midland Bank, Mission KS

** note the cereal box concealing his ‘weapon’

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3 October 09

Put the money in the bag
Hurry up, all of it!

female, 34, Wells Fargo, Santa Cruz WA, 5:30p

“The Bag Lady Bandit”

** lady bank robbers tend to use bags

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1 October 09

Bank Notes: The Book

‘Note’ robberies are the single most popular method of robbing banks today. Some use a one-line directive. Others are explicit in detail. Some are plain bizarre. Each day there is another.

This book collects Notes from successful and unsuccessful bank robberies - “note jobs” in FBI-parlance. And much like you see here on this blog, provides the vital stats for each attempt.

The contents of these hapless acts fall somewhere between Art and Sociology.  Ever since Woody Allen’s ‘Take the Money and Run’ I have been intrigued by the brutal urgency of demand notes and the audacity of those who have created them.

As featured on PSFK, The Atlantic, Boing Boing, BuzzFeed, Utne Reader, Creative Review, Sundance Channel, truTV, New York Times, The Stranger…


“…fascinating…” - Utne Reader
“…hilarious…” - Comedy Central
“…a brilliant collection of notes…” - Creative Review

Available from:  
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Amazon.com

! eBook now available for download from Lulu.com

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